you are ultra-prepared for motherhood.

you rub my head and back for 20 minutes while I'm shnapping.

You're so cute when you're tired at 830.

You are the home to my pea/rice.

You immediately and sincerely support my desire for animal companionship even when you know it might be an issue with your allergies down the road.

You tried to catch me when I fell down the stairs.

Your family is amazing.